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#you are missing a vital part of this equation #bruce DOES SOMETHING COOL #and tony DOESN’T KNOW WHAT #i mean come on if the world was at all fair #people would be like programs #you enter in all the right data and you get the proper result #push button get bacon #or in this case #poke side get enormous rage monster #WHY #WON’T #YOU #WORK #also lbr it’s pretty hilarious don’t lie
#i believe this fits in perfectly with the scientific method hm yes #1. identify the problem— he is not angry and green so i cannot study it #2. gather information— sources say he will turn angry and green if i provoke him #3. form hypothesis— i believe he will become angry and turn green when i poke him with this zappy thing #4. conduct experiment— poke him with zappy thing #5. observe results— he did not turn angry and green when i poked him with the zappy thing #6. form conclusion— he must have it under control with like calm jazz and bongo drums
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snortangeldust said: youre only bitter because nobody wants to rape you. take a fuckin joke. or should we strip away freedom of speech until every conversation is about unicorns and butterflies. until they too are offensive.
I’m only bitter because nobody wants to rape me.
Guys, this is why we can’t have nice things. Because people say shit like this.
Woooooooooooooooooow. Wowowowowooooowow. Wow.
“Odds are you told a rape joke in front of a rapist who now thinks that you’d do exactly the same thing in the same circumstances, and so would everyone who laughed”
Are you fucking kidding me? Ahahahahahahahaha
This is one of the funniest things I’ve heard. Rape is wrong, so is killing people for religious causes, along with killing people for political causes. But the fact is that jokes are jokes, and if you believe that people should have their speech censored because someone who obviously isn’t wired correctly, might take it as permission to do the things going on in their head, then you have a few things wrong in your head.
Here’s a fucking idea, put as much effort into holding the ACTUAL RAPISTS who partake in the act of rape accountable for what they have done, and help them seek help to deal with their obviously tormented thoughts.
Stop treating EVERY man as a rapist and punishing us because some people of our gender chose to do wrong.
Also I’d just like to point out, that if you’re religious, in the bible it says how the first humans were cast aside in the eyes of god for partaking in the forbidden fruit. Please note that the individual to do this, was indeed female, so therefore by your own thought process, you and every other woman on the planet is directly responsible for all sins of humans.
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Comedians tell jokes while Stephen Fry makes us all smarter.
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Interviewer: Are you going to be able to keep your actors after season 3? They’re both quite big stars in The Hobbit..
SM: Yes, but we have their families locked in the cellar.
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I like surprises.
they found a dick didn’t they? thats the only surprise i’d expect there
